Superbowl Tickets
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes theseat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he iscloser to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an emptyseat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decidesto take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and aroundthe security guards to
the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him,"Excuse me,
is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bobagain inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Whoin their right
mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowland not use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is thefirst Superbowl wehaven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?" "No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
Fed up and Moving out
It was announced today that Detroit Lions coach Bobby Ross has decided to hang it up and leave the Lions. After a 10-8 loss to the Miami Dolphins the old school coach as had it once and for all. The assistant coach will at as interium until a permanent replacement is found. |
